Lyrics:
(Intro)
Maximo (3 times)

Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry

Why must I cry why must I cry why ( 6 times)
Tell me why

(Verse)
No matter what I did I tried to love this kid, ever since he was eight
All he ever did was lie and steal from me
Now he's seventeen and I thought that he'd change his ways but when I look at kid
He's still hating on me
It makes me sad to see this kid, he's still hating on me, he's bad I just can't lie anymore
I gotta push him through the door
Recently the kid stole my jewelry, I turn my back and he steals my gun from me
Kid be careful you're gonna shoot someone and end up in jail
A death sentence is that what you want? I know that you really hate me but why did you have to do these things to me. It's not fair you really don't care.
Don't understand why you gotta go this route, don't you understand without a doubt it's the wrong path, understand

(Chours)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why

Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why


(Verse)
Tammie Starr, who do you think you are, using those kids as weapons you know it's not fair Tyler I really love you and I really miss you and Deja
Now I got twins on the way, Tammie Starr you've gone away
California haven't heard from ya that's why

(chorus)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry

ssshhhh. . . SECRET SHOWS!!!!!!!!

Ever heard of a little something known as Myspace Secret Shows, sponsored by Chili's?! Well up until today I had not. I guess you have to add Chili's as your friend and they will send you secret clues so that you can go onto their forums and discuss with all the other dorks who you think will be the next featured Chili's band to play. So the first thought to cross my mind was "Chili's has a fucking Myspace accoung?" I checked it out and it's pretty cool. They have a forum on there with employees bitching about their managers leaving all the time. I just can't stop thinking about the Chotscky's manager in Office Space. So, what? Anyway, I don't know where I'm going with this, I think I'm just befuddled. Check it out:

I see a few funny things in those pictures, do you?

Alice Cooper on NPR

Ohh shit, I was recently reminded of Alice Cooper's interview on NPR awhile ago, fucking rad! Check it out, he's coming out with a golf book.

Time to break out the old five iron!

rad.

Kazoo.

"Some of these songs feature 25 layers of Munk. He plays all of the following intruments. Lead Kazoos, Background Kazoos, Rythym Kazoos, Kazoo Vocals, Kazoo Background Vocals, as well as the percussion line up which features: Accordion Case Bass Drum, Combination Oatmeal Tin/Roll of Duct Tape with Nails in it Snare Drum, Double Whisks, Drinking Glass, Pencil Holder full of Pens and Pencils, and Plastic Water Jug"