PunkConnection.com
"To me, dishonesty hurts more than honesty."
-_vampyre_
AWESOME! I was checking out BostonPunk.org, marking up my planner as usual when I saw a Google ad for "punk dating service." Naturally I clicked on it and ohh boy, it was even better than I imagined! It's owned by MatchPoint, LLC, a company that apparently specializes in online dating sites. They even have a site designed for married people to meet other married people to go on dates with!? Yeah, MarriedSecrets.com is out there for all your polygamous dating needs. But I digress. Punk Connection is even better than Makeout Club because it's apparently more accessible to people who live in Nowhere, USA. Here are some of my favorite quotes-
"What I'm looking for:
some son of a bitch who doesn't give a damn about much of anything...oh and is really dirty cuz im such a dirt bag"
-xXTrueBelieversXx
For somebody who describes herself as an alcoholic she sure has a lot of X's in her screen name. But hell, I'm usually kind of filthy so maybe I should get her number. She lives in Pennsylvania but she's willing to travel, I'm so in!
By the way, I'm sort of doing this all on the fly while also doing my radio show, but this post is keeping me pretty happy. By the way, I got a 22oz Lagunitas Brown Shugga ale that I can't wait to drink when I get off of work at 3am tonight. So yeah, let me do a little search for punk singles in my area, eh? YES! Ooohh, I found a Marilyn Manson quote! "We Hate Love, We Love Hate" was written on the back of my buddy, Ian's (R.I.P.), shirt back along with a sign of the beast hand and a 666. He got in a lot of trouble for wearing that shirt to school and then I got into trouble for having anarchy symbols markered on my head. I was in 8th grade, come on, it was funny.
"if you are preppy or a wannabie piss off if you like linkin park/sum41/and shit like that piss off posers and fakes! better yet if you like anything that plays on MTV then you are a poser so fuck off and don't waste my time! I like old school punk like GBH,old Misfits,The Adicts, Black Flag,Sex Pistols,THE EXPLOITED, THE CURE, RAMONES, ect....I am looking for a real Punk girl"
-Deathrider
Wow, his avatar is an anarchy symbol. What a turd this guy is. I'm actually getting kind of bored with this, which means that you probably have been bored for awhile now. Sorry to have taken out my boredom on you.
-_vampyre_
AWESOME! I was checking out BostonPunk.org, marking up my planner as usual when I saw a Google ad for "punk dating service." Naturally I clicked on it and ohh boy, it was even better than I imagined! It's owned by MatchPoint, LLC, a company that apparently specializes in online dating sites. They even have a site designed for married people to meet other married people to go on dates with!? Yeah, MarriedSecrets.com is out there for all your polygamous dating needs. But I digress. Punk Connection is even better than Makeout Club because it's apparently more accessible to people who live in Nowhere, USA. Here are some of my favorite quotes-
"What I'm looking for:
some son of a bitch who doesn't give a damn about much of anything...oh and is really dirty cuz im such a dirt bag"
-xXTrueBelieversXx
For somebody who describes herself as an alcoholic she sure has a lot of X's in her screen name. But hell, I'm usually kind of filthy so maybe I should get her number. She lives in Pennsylvania but she's willing to travel, I'm so in!
By the way, I'm sort of doing this all on the fly while also doing my radio show, but this post is keeping me pretty happy. By the way, I got a 22oz Lagunitas Brown Shugga ale that I can't wait to drink when I get off of work at 3am tonight. So yeah, let me do a little search for punk singles in my area, eh? YES! Ooohh, I found a Marilyn Manson quote! "We Hate Love, We Love Hate" was written on the back of my buddy, Ian's (R.I.P.), shirt back along with a sign of the beast hand and a 666. He got in a lot of trouble for wearing that shirt to school and then I got into trouble for having anarchy symbols markered on my head. I was in 8th grade, come on, it was funny.
"if you are preppy or a wannabie piss off if you like linkin park/sum41/and shit like that piss off posers and fakes! better yet if you like anything that plays on MTV then you are a poser so fuck off and don't waste my time! I like old school punk like GBH,old Misfits,The Adicts, Black Flag,Sex Pistols,THE EXPLOITED, THE CURE, RAMONES, ect....I am looking for a real Punk girl"
-Deathrider
Wow, his avatar is an anarchy symbol. What a turd this guy is. I'm actually getting kind of bored with this, which means that you probably have been bored for awhile now. Sorry to have taken out my boredom on you.

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