Captain Jean-Luc Picard and His U.S.S. Enterprise

You know those familiar old songs that really get to you? Those songs that reveal vivid memories. More often than not, one or two specific lines are the real clenchers, those few words capable of evoking either divine reminiscences or unpleasant recollections. For me, one line from The Picard Song can put me into a state of euphoria and I owe it all to ytmnd.com. In the summer of 2005, this YTMND forever changed my life. . .



Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the U.S.S. Enterprise times infinity equals a good time. Dark Materia doesn't mess around on this anthem, but it was the genius, ShittyMcShit, who took The Picard Song to a whole new level. Catchy and to the point, the repetition of that one line never gets old.


It's so easy to dance to, even those with fake hips and arthritis can enjoy it.

Here's a good game that's sure to please you and your friends-
1. Go to a party that is playing music through a computer.
2. Go to Picard's YTMND in your favorite web browser.
3. Turn the music program's volume way down and the master volume way up.
4. Minimize the web browser window and maximize the music program window.
5. Get out on the dance floor with your buddies and dance like nobody's business while recruiting other happy party guests to join in the hoopla.
6. Watch the party host frantically try to resolve their issue with the novel song as you and your dance buddies have a good time with one of the greatest captains this universe has ever known.

Listen to the song but don't say I didn't warn you. Once you hear it you won't ever be the same again.

The Picard Song
ytmnd.com
Picard's YTMND
Shitty McShit (creator of Picard's YTMND)
Dark Materia (creator of The Picard Song)